Rating: - "You Don't Kill People When They Owe You Money"
Synopsis: Just imagine if you will going out to an unassuming night spot for a drink or two and discovering Naomi Campbell is your bartender, be still my heart! Well, that's kind of what happens to Johnny, a hired thug for a despicable loan shark who enters the bar with a couple of his cronies looking for a poor unfortunate soul behind on his loan payments. However when Johnny spots the exotic Tracy (Naomi Campbell) he nearly forgets about why he's there and sets up a late date with her after hours. Unfortunately as Tracy waits alone in the early morning hours for Johnny to pick her up at the bar entrance Johnny's partners murder the man they were looking for right in front of her.
Since Tracy is the only witness to the crime she is now targeted for death and as you might have guessed Johnny is assigned the task of "taking care of her". With no other options available, Johnny kidnaps Tracy and locks ... Read More
Rating: - Hard To Say
This film is definitely not what you'd call good. It's like a cheap porno flick without the sex.
Johnny ( Eric Thal ) is a hitman who's never made a hit. On his way with his mob buddies to " whack " someone he meets up with a beautiful bartender ( the luscious Naomi Campbell ) in a jazz club and falls instantly in love with her. The two set a date but complications arise in their relationship when Johnny stands up Tracy ( Campbell ) to complete the hit he was supposed to do in the first place. Tracy witnesses the murder. When his Uncle Walt orders Johnny to kill Tracy he decides to lock her up in a dingy warehouse until the heat cools down. All the while Tracy is begging for freedom while Johnny goes off performing unsuccessful mob duties. Of course, as suspected good wins over bad and Johnny comes out as the good guy after all. He and Tracy reunite at the end of the film and proclaim their love. Read More
Rating: - A MUST for MST3K fans
The DVD version is a rare gem. Of course, the movie is as bad (or worse) than you imagine from the hackneyed copy. But played with the commentary by the yahoo writer (replete with catty comments about the Director's girlfriend)--this treat transcends the awful to acheive Enlightened Idiocy.
1 Star goes for the camera work for remaining in focus throughout (for the most part).
Heck it's even cheaper than the new Boyz2Men CD--go for it.
Rating: - Movie: ok / Menu Graphics: Great!:)
The overall movie was just ok. The storyline and premise were a bit weird and the acting was mediocre. But the menu graphics were very cool.
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