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Noah's Ark
starring: Jon Voight, Mary Steenburgen, F. Murray Abraham, Carol Kane, Mark Bazeley
directed by: John Irvin

Audience Rating: Unrated
Binding: VHS Tape
EAN: 9781574927498
Format: Closed-captioned, Color, NTSC
ISBN: 6305468427
Label: Hallmark
Manufacturer: Hallmark
Number Of Items: 1
Publisher: Hallmark
Release Date: July 27, 1999
Running Time: 178 minutes
Sales Rank: 27696
Studio: Hallmark
Theatrical Release Date: May 02, 1999




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Another in Robert Salmi's march of modern TV classics, Noah's Ark brings the ultimate disaster story to the small screen with impressive effects and handsome production design. 'Liberties were taken for dramatic purposes,' warns the opening credits and, to be sure, this shouldn't be taken as gospel (pardon the pun). Noah (Jon Voight), the last good man on Earth, is spared from the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah and chosen to build an ark to save his family and the creatures of the Earth from a cleansing flood. Like a bad penny, his best friend, Lot (F. Murray Abraham), a decadent hedonist turned brigand, keeps turning up in the most unlikely places, including a postapocalyptic sea battle that owes more to Waterworld than the Old Testament. It's an entertaining if episodic story led by an appropriately humble Voight, with Mary Steenburgen as his whiny wife (she musters a surprising amount of dignity for the part) and James Coburn as a jolly peddler. Jim Henson's Creature Shop fills up the floating zoo with a charming array of animals. It never compels as Salmi's previous telefilm epics, notably The Odyssey and Merlin, but liberal amounts of deadpan anachronistic humor (Lot and his wife, played by Carol Kane, come across as nothing less than comic-strip couple the Bickersons come to life) and spectacular scenes of destruction keep the film aloft through its lengthy running time. --Sean Axmaker



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Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - Don't buy Noah' Ark
If you're looking for the Noah's Ark story from the bible, then DO NOT buy this. It's a fairytale. It starts out with Noah being friends with Lot and Noah warning Lot to leave Sodom before God blows it up. My children, ages 13 and 9, were laughing at how wrong the movie was compared to the bible story. I wasted my money buying Noah's Ark.



Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - Not what i expected
it was nice to see all the special effects of animals and the flood but the story was totally out. I don't get why they added so many irrelevant parts to the story, like when Lot was trying to take over the boat, or when Noah's family went a little crazy. Maybe this was for the kids but it was how it was written in the Scriptures.



Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - This is not the God of the Bible
I got this movie bundled with "Jonah, A VeggieTales Movie", recently at Sam's Club. I was sadly disappointed in this film. As other reviews have very well mentioned, this film is not based on the Bible.

This movie starts out with a war scene in a violent, sex-crazed society. I can give it that, I'd imagine the pre-flood society to be something like this. Then it just goes down hill, we are introduced to Noah's friend "Lot", and yes this is apparently the Lot in the bible because they both flee Sodom together, and Lot's wife even turns into a pillar of salt!

About an hour into the film, we get to the point of the movie, where Noah starts to build the ark. Fortunately for Noah, God gets impatient with him and gathers and builds a majority of the ark for him.

The animals are gathered, and Noah and family shut the door. Wait a minute, in the bible, God shuts the door? Flood ... Read More



Rating: 1 out of 5 stars - should be zero stars
I made the mistake of buying this at Sam's without reading the reviews here first. The negative reviews were totally accurate. As I watched, I kept hoping for at least a clip that I could show my church youth group since we're studying Genesis right now. Not only is it horribly inaccurate, it's downright blasphemous. (It said God can make a mistake!) I was disgusted over and over again by all the things other already mentioned... The issue of Noah taking Abraham's role and asking God not to destroy Sodom, the innuendo that the Bible can't be trusted, a peddler on a boat that survived the flood, Lot's ship attacking the ark, Noah's sons not being married, God trying to decide whether to destroy Noah's family or not, I could go on, but I'd just be rehashing what others have already stated. The producers had total disregard for the true story. This is worse than a fairy tale. At least with a fairy tale, you know it's ... Read More

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